Kids' Korner

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I teach little 7-10 yr old French kids English. Sometimes, dealing with the little bastards pays off. Consider the following materials I've collected for The Lady Den.

I stole this first piece of work from Kevin (real name), a ten year old alpha male. Kevin's a bit of a trouble maker, which would explain the drug references decorating his English nametag. Notice particularly his reference to marijuana.

I stole this second specimen from a 9 yr.-old boy who chose "Lance" as his English name. The note consists of a back-and-forth dialogue between him and his girlfriend, who I later discovered is a cute little number named "Sarah."
Translation:
'I love you very very very very strongly to infinity, my love.'
'I love you with all my heart.'
'Do you want to mary me? yes or no' [yes is circled]
'With all my heart, with pleasure'
'You are the most beautiful girl in the world, big kisses'
(back side, not shown)
'You said if I wanted to get married to you, you love of my life'