The Lady Den in its birth
Meg: I was thinking, I don't want to work in an office forever. I think that we should all start our own company or something. Let's all become madames and start an upscale whorehouse for business people. Katie can handle the reservations and I think a good job for Gwen would be making sure that all the rooms are stocked with condoms and lube. I'm not sure what Colleen and Mara would do yet, but I think that it would have something to do with entertainment. Like, they might get special guests for the whorehouse like a slutty midget or a blind asian.
Daina: wtf?! whats my role? can i be in charge of linens? Mmmm
Colleen: Megan I think you me can switch off showing off the "lineup" and giving
detailed descriptions to each girl. I think Mara can show off the different
"props" and outfits we provide for our girls. It's a great idea!
Katie: Katie can also be our recruiter... isn't that her current job title?
Meg: Ha ha, yeah, Daina is totally in charge of linens! So gross! I am going to be in charge of the bar/nightlife scene. Is that okay with everyone?
Colleen: Yes... we'll let you pick them out and everything Daina. Maybe you and Gwen can also be in charge of the "sex toy library", like after Mara explains
what we have to offer they go to you guys and ask for something by a code
name. Like "Turkey Sandwich" is the double penetration strap on.
Gwen: so am i still maintenance staff? me on walkie talkie: "fuzz...were going to need some more ky for room 17, stat. do you copy that?” P.S. we should have chocolates on pillows. Dont put me on that too. i'll eat anything in large quantities thats free.
Meg: Gwennie, it isn't maintenance, it's like "quality control". We need you for that.
Gwen: I would stock the rooms with a lot of raunchy porn mags. Katie can ask them what theyre into when the check in.
Colleen: We'll have Daina do linens and chocolates. Gwen condoms and lube. perhaps you can be the makeup artist for the women... or you can buy the different outfits for them to wear. paint their toenails. that would be funny.
Katie: I like the whorehouse idea- Megan can you find out the laws about it. How 'legal' is this? Gwen, I'm glad you gave yourself a walkie-talkie, that gives you power...can i get one too? I also like your comment about eating things in large quantities that are free (I actually started laughing and shaking my head. Good thing everyone in the department is at lunch from 11:30-1). Daina-while you clean the linens, can you speak with an accent or speak another language...I think that would give the whorehouse the feel we need. What's the name of this place anyways? Gwen- I, too, wish it was real.
Gwen: we shall call this place..."maa" (Ed: the acronym for our high school)
Daina: where could we set up this whorehouse? its legal in vegas and the
netherlands, and greece, too, i think because of the olympics.
Meg: We WILL call the whorehouse MAA. Only, we should say that the acronym stands for something else. I can't think of what right now, though.
Mara: I think that the model our whorehouse should be built on is "use your body, not your batteries."
Daina: wtf?! whats my role? can i be in charge of linens? Mmmm
Colleen: Megan I think you me can switch off showing off the "lineup" and giving
detailed descriptions to each girl. I think Mara can show off the different
"props" and outfits we provide for our girls. It's a great idea!
Katie: Katie can also be our recruiter... isn't that her current job title?
Meg: Ha ha, yeah, Daina is totally in charge of linens! So gross! I am going to be in charge of the bar/nightlife scene. Is that okay with everyone?
Colleen: Yes... we'll let you pick them out and everything Daina. Maybe you and Gwen can also be in charge of the "sex toy library", like after Mara explains
what we have to offer they go to you guys and ask for something by a code
name. Like "Turkey Sandwich" is the double penetration strap on.
Gwen: so am i still maintenance staff? me on walkie talkie: "fuzz...were going to need some more ky for room 17, stat. do you copy that?” P.S. we should have chocolates on pillows. Dont put me on that too. i'll eat anything in large quantities thats free.
Meg: Gwennie, it isn't maintenance, it's like "quality control". We need you for that.
Gwen: I would stock the rooms with a lot of raunchy porn mags. Katie can ask them what theyre into when the check in.
Colleen: We'll have Daina do linens and chocolates. Gwen condoms and lube. perhaps you can be the makeup artist for the women... or you can buy the different outfits for them to wear. paint their toenails. that would be funny.
Katie: I like the whorehouse idea- Megan can you find out the laws about it. How 'legal' is this? Gwen, I'm glad you gave yourself a walkie-talkie, that gives you power...can i get one too? I also like your comment about eating things in large quantities that are free (I actually started laughing and shaking my head. Good thing everyone in the department is at lunch from 11:30-1). Daina-while you clean the linens, can you speak with an accent or speak another language...I think that would give the whorehouse the feel we need. What's the name of this place anyways? Gwen- I, too, wish it was real.
Gwen: we shall call this place..."maa" (Ed: the acronym for our high school)
Daina: where could we set up this whorehouse? its legal in vegas and the
netherlands, and greece, too, i think because of the olympics.
Meg: We WILL call the whorehouse MAA. Only, we should say that the acronym stands for something else. I can't think of what right now, though.
Mara: I think that the model our whorehouse should be built on is "use your body, not your batteries."
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