A Lesson in Letter Writing

As you know, the LadyDen are avid emailers. Classy ladies sign their emails, whether we say "love", "yours", or "sincerely". Gwen is a big fan of closing emails with "Signed". Gwen also likes to play around with her signatures. We've hand-picked some of her best and pasted them below. Enjoy.


From: Gwen
To: The Lady Den

Guys,

I hate work.

Signed,

"mm...nachoes"
"a crappy spacebar"
"whatever it is, it makes me nervous"
"a squirrel named bobby"
"the littlest, cheapest hobo you know"
"they said they were just going to drive me home...and then i was in glenco"
"a confused child"
"me want free food"
"medicare"
"teen beat"
"i don't care if someone reads this"
"the cast of frasier"
"alternative lifestyles"
"the baby megan's going to be a nanny for"
"an 85-year-old retiree"
"suddenly pretending to care about hygiene"
"Alsip trash"
"a pair of shoes"
"maybe i'm diabetic--like stacy mcgill"
"the product of absolutely no mental stimulation all day"
"don't leave your small children with my husband"
"the crazy hobo in the alley"
"teen acne"
"miller time"
"a menopausal woman"
"tears in heaven"
"the sun's making me feel gross"
"they should make prisoners do medical billing"
"i keep telling everyone at work i had a stroke on one side of my body"
"the little engine that couldn't"